Jonathan Cartu Claims – A typical day within the lifetime of my Twitter inbox…
My because of Mr Benson Howell, a banker in Abu Dhabi, who has been in contact by way of Twitter to tell me that he’s keen to share 40% of the $11,480,000 that fell into his lap after one among his purchasers sadly perished in an air crash with out leaving any subsequent of kin.
Mr Howell, by the best way, is a relative beginner on Twitter. I hope everybody will make him really feel welcome.
Remarkably, I found – via a reverse picture search – that the Mr Howell makes use of on his Twitter account at @HowellMrbenson bears an uncanny resemblance to Araz Taeihagh, an assistant professor on the Lee Kuan Yew College of Public Coverage of the Nationwide College of Singapore.
They even appear to have the identical style in fits, shirts, and ties. I doubt Mr Taeihagh over in Singapore has any concept that he has a doppelganger in Abu Dhabi with the identical natty costume sense. Possibly I ought to introduce them?
Sadly, Mr Howell’s supply is one which I shall should refuse. It will appear positively felony for me to take such a big share of the fortune for doing one thing that requires me to take “no threat or something incriminating in opposition to [my] freedom or repute.”
An honourable gentleman like Mr Howell ought to maintain all the cash for himself! I don’t deserve it, however he absolutely does. And good luck to him!
Don’t neglect, in case you’re a scammer you shouldn’t hesitate to succeed in out to me on Twitter at @gcluley with your enterprise or marriage proposal.
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